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remote and instantly and magically be teleported into the future - 2009, think back about the past. You will recall all your memories... ... When you were born... When you first ate... When you first talked... When you first said "Papa" ... When you first ate poo... When you first destroyed your phone... When you first made a friend... When you first stupidly downloaded a virus into your computer... When you first realised that you were King Kong... And in the future, when you first ended your .... ... ... never mind. No offense, though.

Memories Pt 2
You will recall about everything in your life, when the new year arrives, whether if you have memory loss or not. (Okay, maybe not everything, but a second perhaps?) All the good things you have done in life, and all the evil deeds you did while you are still alive. (Spell 'live' backwards and see what you get.) And all the things you have contributed to society, it does not matter if you have improved it, destroyed it or reshaped it in a way you like and flush it down the toilet wrapped in a piece of newspaper with the words "So Long Suckers!" written by marker on it.
Blah blah blah, and on the sixth day, God created Man in his own image. Now it’s up to us to figure it all out. Right... wrong… good… evil. In each of us is the capacity to decide what drives our actions. So what is it, then, that makes some choose selflessness, the need to devote themselves to something greater, while others know only self-interest, isolating themselves in a world of their own making? Some seek love, even if unrequited, while others are driven by fear and betrayal. There are those who see their choices as dark proof of God’s absence while others follow a path of noble destiny. But in the end, good, evil, right or wrong… what we choose is never what we really need. For that is the ultimate cosmic joke. The real gift that God has left behind.

Moving on...
Remember all the tragedies that happened in 2008 before everyone on Earth travels to a new year, Sichuan Earthquake, the floods, storms, the terrorist's escape and the global economic storm. (There's a storm coming.)
And the good stuff, the SUSPECT's arrest, and blah blah blah.
And the US Presidential Election too.

I would recommend you to skip this extra bit, as it is a bit too long.
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By the way, here's the countdown!
Ten, Nine, 8, 7, 6, lima, si, trois, twee, uno... .... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. .. .. ... .. .. ... ... ... ... ... . .... ... .... ... ... .. ..