Thursday, February 19, 2009

Decoded the mysterious stone tablet in Bishkek!!!

After long hours of research, I finally decoded the strange language etched on the slabs of rock and arranged them in order. I won't post the pics of the rocks but I will post the writing. It appeared to be an extinct language.


It is split into many paragraphs and I directly translated it so there will be problems. Strangely enough, the translated text rhymes!

Here's the first "paragraph" :
Fromtheheavens,alightningboltflashed,
tothegroundthegreatwhiteonecrashed.
Thegreatone'smissionistodestroytheunbelieversforever,
andthegreatonedoesnotfailmissions,ever.
Theunbelieversareagreatarmy
theyaretheylamestonesofB.ARMY.
littledotheyknowthatthegreatoneiscoming,
andaheavystormisbrewing.

The 2nd one:
Thegreatone'sappearanceisveryscary,
thegreatoneisallwhitebutnotatallhairy.
Thegreatone'sinnardslooklikeamachine,
ithasaturnablehornbutitisn'tanengine.
Thegreatoneproducesaterrifyingroar,whenthegreatonepumpswaterintohismouth,not1ml,butmuchmore.
Thegreatoneisahunchbackwiththeheadintheneck,
thegreatone'ssobig,whenthegreatonefalls,thefallcausesawreck.

I'll post more later.