Before you click the... ...

remote and instantly and magically be teleported into the future - 2009, think back about the past. You will recall all your memories... ... When you were born... When you first ate... When you first talked... When you first said "Papa" ... When you first ate poo... When you first destroyed your phone... When you first made a friend... When you first stupidly downloaded a virus into your computer... When you first realised that you were King Kong... And in the future, when you first ended your .... ... ... never mind. No offense, though.

Memories Pt 2
You will recall about everything in your life, when the new year arrives, whether if you have memory loss or not. (Okay, maybe not everything, but a second perhaps?) All the good things you have done in life, and all the evil deeds you did while you are still alive. (Spell 'live' backwards and see what you get.) And all the things you have contributed to society, it does not matter if you have improved it, destroyed it or reshaped it in a way you like and flush it down the toilet wrapped in a piece of newspaper with the words "So Long Suckers!" written by marker on it.
Blah blah blah, and on the sixth day, God created Man in his own image. Now it’s up to us to figure it all out. Right... wrong… good… evil. In each of us is the capacity to decide what drives our actions. So what is it, then, that makes some choose selflessness, the need to devote themselves to something greater, while others know only self-interest, isolating themselves in a world of their own making? Some seek love, even if unrequited, while others are driven by fear and betrayal. There are those who see their choices as dark proof of God’s absence while others follow a path of noble destiny. But in the end, good, evil, right or wrong… what we choose is never what we really need. For that is the ultimate cosmic joke. The real gift that God has left behind.

Moving on...
Remember all the tragedies that happened in 2008 before everyone on Earth travels to a new year, Sichuan Earthquake, the floods, storms, the terrorist's escape and the global economic storm. (There's a storm coming.)
And the good stuff, the SUSPECT's arrest, and blah blah blah.
And the US Presidential Election too.

I would recommend you to skip this extra bit, as it is a bit too long.
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By the way, here's the countdown!
Ten, Nine, 8, 7, 6, lima, si, trois, twee, uno... .... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. .. .. ... .. .. ... ... ... ... ... . .... ... .... ... ... .. ..

Merry X'mas!!!!!!

Merry Christmas everyone!!!!!!!!!

Today is me bro's birthday and went to Sunhaven to celebrate X'mas and his birthday. Invited a few friends there. Climbed bridges, roasted marshmallows, ate snacks, salad, bee hoon and mango cake. Took a long time to get costume and went swimming. Top pool became lower and dirty Friends walked around pool's edge and I used Emerald and FireRed. One falls, struggles and pushes people down to the depths. Pushed down the skate park by the one and scored 5 points. Slided down a lot of times too.

The tale of Stnapypmurg Egoorcs
1st Encounter: tryin' to get back the bucket floating away in the pond before it kicks the bucket. He came and said " Do not play in the pond. It is not for playin'." We tried to explain but he denied.

2nd Encounter: Saw Zad aR. Pe whY and the one building one giant mountain o sand. Stnapypmurg Egoorcs Jr came, spoke and unknown language and jumped into the mountain. Oh the terror!!! We reshaped it but Jr strikes again!! We reshaped it again. When Jr decided to strike again, everyone chanted "NO!!!!!!!!!" Jr stared and eventually cried and ran to Sr. Everyone fled.
(Jr wanted to see real snow, thought sand was snow, asked in an unknown language and jumps on it to see if it's real snow.)

3rd Encounter: The one's bro, Zad aR and I sprayed snowy foam on the sand. Jr saw, went and touched foam and Sr shouted " STAY AWAY FROM THE KID." Everyone else blamed and blamed and blamed and blamed and blamed.
( Jr thought the snowy foam was real snow.)

The terrifying encounter with Jr: Jr chased all of us around the sandy area, even to the skate park. Why did we not stop? We beared what Sr said durnig the 3rd encounter. When we finally stopped, Jr ran around us in circles, laughing maniacally. We trapped him and Jr fell to the sand pits but he did not give up. When we were leaving, Jr followed us to car, hits butt like Postman Pat, luckily Jr's Mommy took him away. ( Jr found out that the 'snow' was actually foam, and wanted revenge for not letting him see real snow during X'mas.)

Captured SUSPECT 347843

Great news everyone!!!!!!!!!

SECTOR 8 has sucessfully captured and imprisoned the infamous Desmond "Clint" Burlap, codename SUSPECT 347843. It was a long process. We mapped out the island and detected all the mines and traps. All agents were informed about them and we sent 20 of SECTOR 8's top agents there. They brought McMillan Tac-50 sniper rifles, rocket propelled grenades ( bazookas ), tranquilizers, many corrosive resistant shields and ability negation dart shooters to the SUSPECT's hideout. After much conflict, the SUSPECT activated all the mines in the island, injuring 3 agents. He pretended to surrender ( distracting the agents ) and sprinted to the yacht and sailed away. The agents then negated his abilities and then sunk the yacht. Finally, they caught the SUSPECT.


Capturing SUSPECT 347843


SUSPECT

Found SUSPECT 347843!!!

Discovered SUSPECT 347843 (Desmond Burlap) in the island south-east of Trefoil Island and SECTOR 8 will send troops to capture the SUSPECT. I will be updating this post for further information.

edit: SUSPECT found near a beach of the island with a yacht.

edit: Explosions around the island. SUSPECT seems to be planting mines throughout the island.

Lost SUSPECT 347843

Sighted SUSPECT 347843 in the south-west of Trefoil Island in an unknown hut. The top gunmen of SECTOR 8 blew up the hut but the SUSPECT escaped.

Found the ship!!!

The SECTOR 8 Org has successfully found SUSPECT 347843's mode of transpo®tat¡on - A Ship:


Just Kidding. The real ship sighted off the coast of Tasmania is this:


It appears to be abandoned by the SUSPECT as some of his corrosive fluid (acid) and many fingerprints were left there. He must have swum to the nearest island, Trefoil Island.

We have just sent our best agents and search parties to the island to track him down and arrest him.

Holiday

I'm goin to MY for 3 days and will not be able to update this blog. Sorry for the inconvenience.





Dang! Missed the pilot Penguin!