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"Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."
"Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?"
"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
"I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!"
"The Chinese Communist Party is the core of the Chinese revolution, and its principles are based on Marxism-Leninism. Party criticism should be carried out within the Party."
"Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand."
"Asparagus."
"Did anyone see my lost carrier?"
"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."
"He who laughs last thinks slowest!"
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"Save the whales, collect the whole set"
"A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries."
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
"There's too much blood in my caffeine system."
"Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity."
"I wont rise to the occaasion, but I'll slide over to it."
"Double your drive space - delete Windows!"
"What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?"
"Who art thou?"
"All your base are belong to us."
"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy."
"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
"Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector."
"I used to have a handle on life, then it broke."
"Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive."
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."
"Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."
"When there's a will, I want to be in it."
"Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?"
"Never gonna gie you up, never gonna let you down."
"It is necessary for intellectuals, students, soldiers and the average peasant to pay attention and involve themselves with political work. This is particularly true in wartime."
"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?"
"All generalizations are false, including this one."
"Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy."
"90% of all statistics are made up"
"A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience."
"Who took a bite out of the Macintosh Apple?"
"Apple Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton."
"Bother, said Pooh as the brakes went out!"
"Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg."
"C++ should have been called B"
"COINCIDENCE happens."
"What is the law?"
"Careful. We don't want to learn from this. -- Calvin"
"Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery."

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Decoded the mysterious stone tablet in Bishkek!!!

After long hours of research, I finally decoded the strange language etched on the slabs of rock and arranged them in order. I won't post the pics of the rocks but I will post the writing. It appeared to be an extinct language.


It is split into many paragraphs and I directly translated it so there will be problems. Strangely enough, the translated text rhymes!

Here's the first "paragraph" :
Fromtheheavens,alightningboltflashed,
tothegroundthegreatwhiteonecrashed.
Thegreatone'smissionistodestroytheunbelieversforever,
andthegreatonedoesnotfailmissions,ever.
Theunbelieversareagreatarmy
theyaretheylamestonesofB.ARMY.
littledotheyknowthatthegreatoneiscoming,
andaheavystormisbrewing.

The 2nd one:
Thegreatone'sappearanceisveryscary,
thegreatoneisallwhitebutnotatallhairy.
Thegreatone'sinnardslooklikeamachine,
ithasaturnablehornbutitisn'tanengine.
Thegreatoneproducesaterrifyingroar,whenthegreatonepumpswaterintohismouth,not1ml,butmuchmore.
Thegreatoneisahunchbackwiththeheadintheneck,
thegreatone'ssobig,whenthegreatonefalls,thefallcausesawreck.

I'll post more later.

The first and second days of CNY

On Monday, I visited some of my family members and on Tuesday I visited more relatives and collected many red packets,maybe 200 plus of the money.
Saw the solar eclipse using eclipse glasses. Using eyes hurt! Clouds appeared and blocked the sun and luckily, the clouds disappeared. Missed 10-11.
Zad Arr begged and begged to see 12-13 very much in relative's house and managed to see a bit of 13.

I'm back!

Finally, I came back from me trip to Kyrgyzstan, Ukraine, Luxembourg, Andora and Russia. It was, well... very nice. And quite cold too.

Got a lot of gum. I had been to State Historical Museum, State Museum of Applied Arts and Frunze House Museum.

Then I flew to Kiev in Ukraine. Well, it was very nice too, but I can't reveal much.

Next, I flew to Luxembourg. It was very cold and is roughly 3.6 times bigger than Singapore. And again, I won't type more detail.

Anyway, I decided not to go to to Andorra as I did not want to come back during CNY.

I went to Moscow. And oh my, It was frickin cold! And nice, too. And I will write no more.

Well, to tell you the truth, I have to settle some paperwork as they will not go finish themselves, right?
What I mean is, I have to do a new report on ALL the criminals captured.

Oh yeah, I forgot to post; I found a circle of "normal" rocks in a strange pattern in a field near the airport in Bishkek, Kyrgyztan. There appears to be strange writing on them I'll translate them soon.

Here's the pic of the day :

Holiday!!!!!

After completing my report, I FINALLY can go for my long awaited HÒLÎDÁ¥!!!
I will be going to... Wait a minute, I posted my destinations already.
I packed my luggage and stuff and will be going to the airport at 6.00 AM.
Well, I will not be able to update this blog until th 23rd of January, the day I return. So, Cheerio!!!



Cheerio!

14th

Yep. Today's my B–Då¥. I had some cheesecake!!!! And a party. Zad Arr spoiled it by saying stupid stuff during then. He thought me B-Day was tomorrow. Sigh... And he put a suction cup on me head! The was a mark! A mark! A damn MÅ®K⁄⁄⁄!!!!!

Well, on the 16th, I will be leaving for a holiday after I complete my report on the last quarter of 2008. Well, It would be on the 18th of January....

I would be travelling to Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan; Kiev, Ukraine; Luxembourg; Andora and Moscow, Russia.
You may think I am going there for work but I'm not. As stated above, I'm going to those countries for a holiday.

Boring week.....

Prayed. Waffles! Looh "c" s. New Noitiut. NAFA, Looh "c" s. Friday is a very bad day. Today possibly. Sunday slept at 12.

No evil to destroy... Crazy guy burnt a MP.
War still on.